Baron Samedi

• SMOKES EVERYBODY *drops mic*
• DRINKS Only if you're buying. Or if I'm buying. Or if it's free.
• EATS Steak, pizza, steak-pizza, pizza-steak. Oh, and your salty congealed tears.
• LISTENS Taylor Swift, Hungarian Jazz-Metal, Whale sex noises, my next-door neighbour MOWING HIS FUCKIN LAWN AT 7 AM CUNT
• WATCHES by Rolex, preferably
• READS your internet history when you're not looking
• LOVES Baron Samedi
• HATES Baron Samedi
• ALWAYS eat the last Rolo
• NEVER try to make a carpet out of lego bricks

Badly Promoted Geniuses – Group Therapy [Official Video]

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